Teaser Tuesdays

I am a proud member of Teaser Tuesdays, starting 5 minutes ago. :D
Teaser Tuesdays is hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading.
What you do is open to a random page in a book, pick two "teaser" sentences (***make sure not to give anything away!***), and write it here.

Here's mine on the book I am currently reading, Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie:

I stared reding the writing on the blackboard, and started waking up a bit.
"I'd like a hot dog," Tom said frankly.

Haha, this book is hilarious so far! I love it!